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"NFL on CBS" - Andy Samberg plays a kid from the Make-A-Wish Foundation doing play-by-play. He says "That'll move the chain" a lot. Lazy ending, too - Samberg's character claims he has ADD, which in his case actually stands for "Automatic Death Disease." I wonder how many scripts were rejected this week so this could air as a leadoff sketch. Geez.
TV Funhouse: Fun with Real Audio and Stuff - President Bush appears in the form of a cartoon chipmunk to bolster his sagging approval ratings, with imitators following suit (Tony Danza, The Sopranos etc.) Not that bad for a "Fun with Real Audio and Stuff" (how long has the term "and Stuff" been appended to the title?) segment, making a point about how lame trends and memes can get.
At the same time, this could have been better - Dubya farting in a shallow pool? Couldn't the TV Funhouse animators have just digitally placed a Christmas box near Bush's groin and killed two birds with one stone? I'm just saying, is all.
The First Person in the History of the World to Dance - Caveman hears a techno song, starts dancing and whips out glow sticks at one point. Pure surrealism, but much better than some of the sketches that followed it.
MacGruber #1 - A MacGyver parody in 2007, with a running joke about a dog turd? Where do the writers come up with half this shi...ahh, now I understand.
Two A-Holes at an Adoption Agency - Finally, the A-Holes are recognized by the audience. Not the worst A-Holes sketch, not the best. The running joke of one of the A-Holes pointing out that something "looks like a rabbit" was recognized by Wiig's character pointing to a picture of a rabbit. Finally, that running joke can be put to bed.
MacGruber #2 - Uh...the title sequence was faithful to MacGyver's? This MacGruber segment centred around pubes.
AFI Perform "Love Like Winter" - I should point out that I don't hate AFI for their music - it's all right, but I'm not crazy about their brand of punk. Their fanbase and look, though? Could it be any more obvious that they're milking this 'dark' phase for all it's worth? I remember when AFI stood for "Asking For It" and they were on Nitro Records playing hardcore, for chrissake!
Weekend Update - Highlights here were Darrell Hammond's turn as Rich Little being critical of George W. Bush through Johnny Carson, Pee-Wee Herman, and Dan Rather impersonations and the first appearance of "Really!?! With Seth and Amy." This week they pick apart Michael Vick's trying to bring marijuana onto a plane. Typical of this season's Weekend Updates, like I haven't been saying this for weeks.
"Common feat. The Blizzard Man" - Yes, Common did appear in this sketch. I'm honestly surprised The Blizzard Man was made a recurring character - it's just Samberg doing dorky versions of gangsta rap lyrics. Sadly, this sketch didn't stray from the Blizzard Man formula established in the Ludacris episode and was rather predictable. Sketches like this only work once, since all follow-ups are going to be rehashes by design. SNL is starting to rely way too heavily on Samberg.
MacGruber #3 - Bum sperm. MACGRUBER!
"Save a Unicorn Foundation" - "dave nj" from the Saturday-Night-Live.com forum summed this up more succinctly than I ever could - this did feel like "Magic Fish Town Meeting" and "Mr. Belvedere" wadded together.
The sketch was still lame, though. What's so amazing about a rhinoceros mutant, even if it is magic?
SNL Digital Short: Nurse Nancy - Scott Garbaciak seemingly plays every character in the film. Not bad, not good. Some people have already taken this as a slam on Eddie Murphy, but this seemed broader in scope. It reminded me of a running joke from a South Park episode, although "Rob Schneider is The Stapler/A Carrot" was a much better execution of said joke.
SNL's Soundboard Crashes During Performance of "Miss Murder" - Did you know there are people that think this live snafu was an attempt to sabotage AFI? Why don't you overreactive fans just tie that in with the Zapruder film? Using their logic, SNL also tried to sabotage Common.
Lansford Brothers & Associates, Hangmen-At-Law - Another 12:50 lawyer sketch and it ties in with the botched Iraqi hangings? Meh.
Michael DiBari 1954-2007
Goodnights - Piven shills Smokin' Aces, thanks AFI & Common and talks about da Bears as the closing credits fail to appear. That must be an attempt by SNL to sabotage Piven! Damn them!
In closing, I'm actually surprised Piven didn't mention Ellen or Cupid. He did mention Entourage, but I still owe myself ten bucks.