SNL Recap (Forest Whitaker / Kurtis Urban)

Happy Valentine's Day from the Cheney Family
Summary: Dick (Darrell Hammond) and Lynne Cheney (Kristen Wiig) read from the various Valentine's Day cards they've received.

Montage


Forest Whitaker's Monologue
Summary: Forest Whitaker and Maya Rudolph sing "Get Ready."


Bronx Beat with Betty & Jodi
Summary: Betty Caruso (Amy Poehler) and Jodi Deitz (Maya Rudolph) chatter about the cold weather in New York this week, while interviewing Dr. Joseph Humphries (Forest Whitaker) and Dr. Cora Reynolds (Kristen Wiig) about an upcoming blood drive.

Recurring Characters: Betty Caruso, Josi Deitz.


An SNL Digital Short
Summary: Ordinary scenes become extraordinary whenever we see "Andy Popping Into Frame." Will Forte attempts to cut in on the action, until the attention-starved Andy holds a gun to his head.


Singing Waiter
Summary: Restaurant patrons (Bill Hader, Amy Poehler, Fred Armisen, Maya Rudolph) endure endless singing from a waiter (Forest Whitaker) who insists on performing the entire song.


Urigro
Summary: A man (Jason Sudeikis) discusses the renwed vigor of his urine stream.


Man vs. Beast
Summary: Humans compete with animals in a fight to the death.


Keith Urban performs "Stupid Boy"


Weekend Update with Amy Poehler & Seth Meyers

Summary: Jesse Jackson (Darrell Hammond) and the Rev. Al Sharpton (Kenan Thompson) measure presidential contender Barack Obama on the Blackness Scale. Scandal-ridden astronaut Bill Oefelein (Jason Sudeikis) tells his side of the story.


Whitney Houston's Valentines Day Special
Summary: Love-starved Whitney houston (Maya Rudolph) can only think of Bobby Brown during her Valentine's special.


Am I a Crazy Street Person?
Summary: Contestants are challenged to guess whether or not panelists are professional business people or crazy street trash.


Keith Urban performs "Once in a Lifetime"


A Message from the State Island Zoo
Summary: Zoo official Karen Donnally (Kristen Wiig) shows off a falsely accurate student video on the rocking lifestyle of sloths.



Goodnights